My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalms 73:26
Showing posts with label Dale Earnhardt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dale Earnhardt. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Update on Dale

My in-laws have a grandson, Dale. The reason I call him my in-laws grandson and not our nephew, is because we do not claim his father, who has spent the most part of his 41 years as a thief, a liar, an addict, and all around ass.

Dale, his son, didn’t fall far from the tree, even though he was removed from the home and adopted by a cousin (or something like that)

Dale stole pain killers from his mother-in-law and the police were called. He has to go to court about that in March, but couldn’t stay with his wife, as she lives at home. So off to Grandma and Grandpa’s house.

Well, he has run up the phone bill, makes a mess, and makes a general nuisance of himself, oh and did I mention, stole $3000 from them!?

Oh and try to sell other a compressor that didn’t belong to him?

But, oh, they so wanted to believe him when he said he wouldn’t do it again, but after some haranguing from family, the police finally were able to get the evidence to arrest him and now he sits in jail.

Tonight, we sleep better knowing he isn’t staying in the house that sits in the middle of no where.

Let it rain!

OK God.... I know You are up to something, I know You will be here throughout everything, but wow! How much more?

Bring it on! Let it rain! Let it Rain, Let Your love rain down on me! Let it rain! Let it rain! Let it rain, rain, rain!!!

I KNOW all will be good in the end!

I am dancing in this rain You are sending down.

step 1: seizure
step 2: Alissa's breakdown
step 3: Dale stealing fromMom and Dad
step 4: ?

I will waltz in the rain!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

New troops

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, Carolina, Texas, Montana and OKAHOMA. These boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music or Jesus.
4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. and
5. Their favorite movie is BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Sincerely, rednecks

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